When I played records out at some bars a few years ago, I used the name 'DJ Buffalo Star.' At first I considered calling myse...

My good friend Eduardo often calls me Patrick, and I call him SpongeBob. Sometimes he really can be such an emotional sponge, that guy....

I don't know about you, but I've tried dating an El Catrín before and we're just not a good match at all. They take way too...

The gay boys are awfully El Cotorro behind the safety of their smartphones, but it's basically crickets whenever my milkshake brings...

Here's a mix made from vinyl I found at record stores in Barcelona and other nearby towns last month while on vacation in Spain with ...

Elliott Bay Public House and Brewery on Lake City Way , Friday, June 22, 2018 at around 7:15pm: Darla Helen O'Connor called me ...

Have you ever heard the one about the dusty old El Violoncello up for auction where the guy selling it says something like, "Anyone...

Slacker With a Scone is a breakfast order option at The Dish, my favorite neighborhood diner. It also aptly describes my dating options ...

Here's a mix made from vinyl I found at record stores in Helsinki, Oslo and Bergen while on vacation in Scandinavia with my sister las...

So I guess we'll soon have a wealthy white-trash reality TV star for U.S. President. Anyone who cast their vote for this has to be at...

Here's a mix made from stuff I found at the record stores on my road trip around Upstate New York.  side one: 01. On the Road Again...

It's my birthday! Figured I'd go ahead and take advantage of the 8/8/16 thing for my birthday mix-tape title. The next time I...

Doe—El Venado, a female El Venado. Ray—a drop of golden sun. Me.  side one: 01. Saving All My Love For You - Whitney Houston 0...

Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for Bea .  side one: 01. The Green Cathedral - Dorothy Matar 02. Mockingbird - The Belle S...