Eavesdroppings

Overheard when: 2:55pm on Wednesday, March 31, 2021
Overheard where: On the sidewalk near the corner of North 100th Street and Densmore Avenue North in Seattle, WA [map]
Overheard who: A bald Caucasian man in his mid-30s to mid-40s with a medium build and no glasses, talking into his cell phone while walking a very portly and grumpy-looking dark brown bulldog on a leash.
Overheard what: 
"Well you've got about a thousand new bikinis so I'm sure you'll be getting rid of those tan lines soon!"