Zack Attack—"Flip Me Over!"

This "unauthorized" biography I found on the book-sale donations table at Safeway last night evidently exposes Zac Efron as a submissive bottom who enjoys being "taken" by surprise. I was shocked to find this kind of smut for sale at my local neighborhood supermarket—and right out in the open where children could see it! I haven't yet dared to peek at the color photos inside.