Jose Cubano and the Orchestra

 

Artist: Jose Cubano and the Orchestra

LP: Cha Cha Cha

Song: "Everyday Is Ladies Day"

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Here's a song for all the male heterosexual morons I see clogging the supermarket checkout stands at 6:30pm on Valentine's Day each year. The men all wait impatiently in the long lines, holding last-minute discounted roses and boxes of chocolates in their hands—as if Saint Valentine's widely advertised call for them to express some small token of affection for their long-suffering wives has still somehow managed to catch them completely off guard. Everyday is ladies day, assholes.