Overheard when: 3:21pm on Sunday, May 13, 2012
Overheard where: SW corner of parking lot at Vashon Thriftway — 9740 SW Bank Road in Vashon, WA [map]
Overheard who: frumpy middle-aged woman in floral print shirt conversing with a dark-haired, pimply-faced youth as they climbed into their mini-van and prepared to drive away.
Woman: "Whadda ya mean we're not the same...you mean you don't like helping people?"
Kid: "I like helping people...sometimes."
Woman: My entire life is dedicated to helping people, in case you haven't figured that out!"
Kid (yelling): "I HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT!!"